Show 1039: How to Reduce Your Risk from Breast or Prostate Cancer

As a biochemist, I have often wondered why studies suggested that the application or injection of testosterone (a naturally occurring male hormone) could be associated with an increased risk of prostate cancer. How could a substance that one’s own body produces be dangerous to the body that produced it? Something must be amiss. Well Dr. Myers made clear what the problem is here. The adult male aging process is tied to a decreasing production of testosterone. Normal ranges for testosterone set into the computers of the testing labs are based on young men, but they do not apply to the geriatric population. Thus when a man’s own testosterone levels drop due to age, and he falls below the norms established by the millennials, he is diagnosed as suffering from “Low T” when in fact he isn’t. So adding exogenous testosterone to his daily drug intake via armpit rubs or injections endangers him, “Fuels the Fire” as Snuffy put it. Lupron is proven effective as it shuts down endogenous testosterone production. If erectile dysfunction is your problem, my suggestion is that you avoid testosterone supplementation because you want your prostate to be with you as long as possible. Go with the three mermaids of pleasure (Viagra, Levitra and Cialis) and if they prove to no avail, add the prostaglandins through Pfizer’s lovely Caverject Impulse. Don’t turbocharge your whole body by lowering its blood pressure, shoot the good medicine directly into the organ that matters, which is your penis, and satisfy the entire harem. QED